Reviews
Until recently, I've opted out of review culture, even asking clients not to review me. But times change, and I've decided to dip my toe into the provider review world. It may take me a while to build up a collection, and in the meantime I understand wanting to know what you're in for.
Fortunately, I had some completely unbiased sources who were happy to weigh in...
“Ashton is the most beautiful, intelligent, hilarious, and kind person ever born. If you don’t agree, then you’re deaf, blind, and damn ignorant.”
— My mom
“Excellent writer. Impeccable grammar. Such an insightful, clever young lady. And very popular with the boys. And the girls. She was magnetic.”
— My 6th-grade English teacher
“She drives me crazy. Like no one else. She drives me crazy, and I can’t help myself.”
— Fine Young Cannibals
“Ashton was the best thing that ever happened to me. I was an idiot to go and lose her. Since we broke up, life isn’t worth living anymore.”
— Every guy (and girl) I’ve ever dumped
“She’s my fantasy. Wish our parents had never gotten married. It was torture growing up in the next bedroom.”
— My stepbrother